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[TXT] I dont have the full thing on so i cant give you an actual upskirt sorry 

[txt] BIDDO YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME

Hey One, wanna watch Sharknado 2 together tomorrow night?? i'll bring the snacks!
Anonymous

YesssSSSSSssss

Why would you fall asleep at the tattoo parlor the guy could have tattooed a bunch of stars on your face
Anonymous

What kind of shady fucking tattoo places have you been going to.

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Hey, wake up. We’re done.

zzz- Oh shit-

Cool.

teenageswagger:

..mm.. you could raise baby birds in it..

..lil peepers..

I fuckin hate birds….

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teenageswagger:

Sunday is shaving day

I sacrifice my hair to baby jesus

That’s gross. … Maybe I should grow our my beardling again.

…. .zzz…. …. mh! Mh.

teenageswagger:

Shut up I am smooth like a peach.


…are you serious cause my five o’clock shadow usually waits till friday to show

No I’m not serious. Your face is as smooth as a babys bottom. It’s unnatural. Do you even have to shave

teenageswagger:

You could have gotten a dolphin

I bet that wouldn’t take 5000 years
I’m going to have a beard by the end of this

Sorry. I just want a SUPER SICK SLEEVE

Yknow, I think I see some stubble already.

teenageswagger:

You always know how to make me feel pretty

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This is gonna take 20 years

teenageswagger:

I’m telling you it’s gonna age well

..trees?
..uhh..
I guess that’s like prepubescent money so that’s kinda cool?

I ain’t gettin it for you so shut up.

Come on I’ll let you hold my hand while they’re needling me ;)